So someone re-implemented the Beowulf cluster. I guess the other Slashdot memes ...

TacoCommander · 2026-01-21T23:04:55 1769036695

Score: 1 (Insightful)

phendrenad2 · 2026-01-22T00:14:29 1769040869

I love that you created this account just for this joke. Now we just need Natalie Portman to join.

bigwheels · 2026-01-21T23:20:32 1769037632

Don't forget the ultimate /. achievement!

Score: 5 (Troll)

dapperdrake · 2026-01-21T23:54:45 1769039685

Score: 6 (LLM)

bigwheels · 2026-01-22T00:02:03 1769040123

More like -6 =D

mikestorrent · 2026-01-21T23:07:57 1769036877

Hot Grits as a Service

TacticalCoder · 2026-01-22T03:40:29 1769053229

> So someone re-implemented the Beowulf cluster.

Darn already. For I was thinking to myself: "Imagine a Beowulf cluster of these!".

esseph · 2026-01-21T23:06:41 1769036801

Can it play Crysis/Doom?

vee-kay · 2026-01-22T13:01:23 1769086883

Someone needs to submit it to this awesome archive/gallery of Doom ports: https://canitrundoom.org/